jokes ( new ones come every week!)
HOW DO YOU KEEP A PHOTO IN JAIL?
- (you frame it!😆)
WHAT IS A SNAKES FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOBBLING BABY?
- (a jellybaby😄)
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME SOME JOKES YOU KNOW?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES?
- ( fsh 😛)child: look that man is carrying flowers! he's going to ask a girl to marry him!
mum: or a man.
child: if you want to marry a man, you have to give him a x- box!
What do you give a sick lemon?
- ( lemon- aid)
what is the tallest building?
- ( the library- it has so many stories!)
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME SOME JOKES YOU KNOW?
hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI can never remember any - Poppy has some (but I have forgotten them - maybe she got them from you). Next time I see her I will ask her.... not quite sure when that will be, with all this social distancing.
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